I AM GONNA VOMIT FROM LAUGHTER MY THROAT IS IN TATTERS
VEGARDXPLANE OH MY GOD WE SHIP PLANEGARD
The plane purred seductively under Vegard’s touch
"Shhhh baby, I’ll take it slow" said Vegard in a low voice. He felt so nervous and excited at the same time to be with this beauty, as if this was his first time. Of course he had flown other planes, but this one was special. And boy was he going to fly her.
The plane, sensing his excitement let out another purr, one that sounded very close to a moan.
"I’m going to take you so high darling" said Vegard, eyes half closed, knowing full well all his dreams will be coming true that day.
and now you have some fanfiction